To celebrate the spam comment number 1000, which will arrive on this blog soon, but you won’t see thanks to the power of the anti-spam Wordpress plug-in Akismet, I thought I’d look into how professional spammers and regular users reach Synaptic Sugar from search engines. It turns out that what “normal” people look for is more interesting than what spammers look for; here’s thus a list of some of the most remarkable search keyphrases that were actually used in a search engine and somehow eventually led here. No information linking to the personal identity of users will be posted (and I don’t possess any at all, I can only see the search phrases), therefore if you’re reading this and you recognize one or more of the search strings as yours, don’t worry: I don’t know who you are and your secret is safe here. I’ll comment on each keyphrase or group thereof, also in an effort to help potential future searchers.
This post comes in two different versions in regards to content, not merely language: the English version will list some of the English keyphrases while the Italian version will list some of the Italian ones, so if you understand both languages you won’t miss out on one half of the post.
butter substances for banana bread
tasty radish
See my previous posts "Banana bread" and "A tasty radish pie" for recipes for banana bread and a radish pie, respectively (as you can infer from the titles).
interroband
The actual name of the typographical mark is “Interrobang”, I wrote about it in "Interrobang‽". See a comment under that post for a suggestion on what an “Interroband” might instead be.
how long will the batteries last in a toto fixture
ring of fire cash toilet
I don’t know if the second search was looking for the song by Johnny Cash “The Ring of Fire”, or for my post about bidets, incidentally named "The ring of fire". The post also says something about the Toto fixtures, but I don’t know how long the batteries last. I thought you could connect them to the main power grid; it would be uncomfortable to run out of batteries while you’re using them.
bruscolini italy murder
bruscolini recipe
I don’t know what you’re up to, but the blog you’re looking for might be a different one.
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usb smoke generator
I do not know of such gadgets; I would like to have one of each, write me if you have one and we’ll discuss details.
intelligent robot vacuum cleaner
little round vacuums advertised on tv that run by themselves
electrolux trilobite technical features
battery vacuum parsley
I wrote about these in my previous post "I, vacuum cleaner" and concluded I’m better off with a traditional upright vacuum cleaner. I don’t know how the parsley fits in there though — maybe someone can tell me more about it.
the reasonable man adapts himself to the world. the unreasonable man persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. all progress therefore depends upon the unreasonable man.
yeah…. did you get the memo? yeah i got it and the problem is i just forgot this one time…
These are two quotes, respectively by George Bernard Shaw and from the 1999 movie “Office Space“. I particularly like the first one, and have used it in several occasions. The movie is just funny, you should watch it.
jesus inkblot
I am entirely unsure about what this refers to. I tried a search myself, but came up with nothing much; I can only assume it may refer to one of those instances in which people see Jesus of the Virgin Mary in the most unlikely of places, such as on a sandwich or in an underpass, so maybe also in ink blots. I’m sorry though, I haven’t seen any Jesus in ink blots, so I can’t help (unless He was hidden with steganography, see post "Stegowhat?").
toothpaste sugar
toothpaste used by dentists
denham’s dandy dental detergent
denham’s dentifrice
denham’s dentifrice denham’s dandy dental detergent denham’s dentifrice dentifrice dentifrice!
fahrenheit 451 what is the significance of denham s dentifrice commercial
fahrenheit 451 significance of denham s dentifrice
dental toothpaste used by dentists
I extensively quoted this bit from Fahrenheit 451 in my previous post "The toothpaste most used by dentists". The significance of the Denham Dentifrice episode in the book expresses how publicity fills all available spaces and literally bombards people with commercial slogans, effectively brainwashing them and preventing all kinds of communication and rational thought. As an extension, it’s the action of the dystopian societies pictured in works like Bradbury’s Fahrenheit 451 and Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four, for which independently thinking individuals are dangerous and they must be stopped with all means; an effective way to do so is thus to flood their brains with petty little things like commercial advertisements and gossip, not letting them think about things that really matter. I like to note how most of Bradbury’s and Orwell’s works were written now over 50 years ago, yet can you spot anything familiar?
most words used by dentist
I’m not sure, but I vote for “teeth” as the most used word.
yesterday s jokes
Don’t bother looking, they’re old and tired by now.
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